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The crowd claps. Fiona leans against the window and looks out. Right, Harold? My donkey senses are tingling all over. Harold looks distracted. A figure jumps down onto the path in front of them. GODMOTHER: Charming. INT. Fiona demonstrates that the bowl he ate from is for washing his hands. Well I guess youd better be going. After a pause he sighs heavily. I dont want to die. HAROLD: (screaming) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shrek chuckles while Puss laughs loudly and they walk on. Fiona leans over to see Puss sitting on Donkey's back. The mucus is sparkling blue. CHARMING: Fiona, my dearest, if theres one thing I know, its that love is full of surprises. SHREK: I know! SHREK: "Happiness." Fiona gestures out the window at Prince Charming on the red carpet, who is playing up to the crowd. Ow! CHARMING: Uhhthe potion changed a lot of things, Fiona. DONKEY: Oh, yeah, that. The rest of the dinner table does the same. Think about that. Im sorry. Donkey: And before they knew it, they were hitched. Fiona is awaken by the puppy licking her nose. Written by Andrew Adamson, Joe Stillman, J. David Stem, and David N. Weiss. Far Far Palace is far off over the hills behind them. DONKEY: Oh, sweet sister, mother of mercy. The song ends and the end credits roll. Unless, of course, I can't find you or if I forget. Then this fool went off and had a party and he have the guests trying to pin the tail on me. Almost everybody that meets you wants to kill you. I will smite him where he stands! Lets go back inside and pretend were not home! GODMOTHER: And now she can be. Godmother bites into her food and talks with her mouth full. Shrek admires the new "him" in the mirror and waves at three noblewomen ogling at him. Could you not be yourselffor five minutes! Shrek and Fiona step outside of the house. GODMOTHER: Mummy can handle this.. (continuing her son's rant) He endures blistering winds and scorching desert! DONKEY: [singing]: Hit it! by William Steig. Harold is sat between the man and another similar looking man to his other side. He didnt get there in time. She hears a voice come from a room to her right. Puss climbs up the shelves and stops at a glowing green vial. Donkey sighs. They slowly dance on the ballroom floor. SHREK: Midnight! GODMOTHER: Banish your blemishes, tooth decay / Cellulite thighs will fade away! Godmother looks surprised to see Shrek. Thats what I like to hear. PUSS: Thats the Fairy Godmothers cottage. DONKEY: A stallion, baby! DONKEY: Hey, ladies! I was just taking care of your love nest for you. Mongo is still fully submerged under the water. Harold tries to leap away but Lillian catches him. Shrek lets out a loud fart and the two come out from cover. SHREK: And youre still the same annoying donkey. Harold knocks on a door and lets himself in. Oh! GODMOTHER: So Fiona and Charming will be together. Shrek swings down the chain to the drawbridge and knocks over the three guards that were pulling on it. I got to get a job. So thats it, you wont come? Fiona! And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Shrek scoops him up into his arms and begins walking with Donkey. They love me. DONKEY: Keep watch? A woman laying down, staring at him, comes into focus. He is lowered back to the ground. That is, assuming you dont eat your own young! Shrek passes out and falls down. Harold walks with Fiona in arm and gives her off to Prince Charming. Puss, do you think you could get to those on top? Meanwhile, Gingy is standing on Mongo's face as he sinks into the water. PUSS: You are told correct, but for this I charge a great deal of money. Confetti rains and fanfare plays. GODMOTHER: You better get in. 1 Incredibles 3; 2 . This time she doesn't resist. Connected to it is a giant factory with colored gases rising out from its chimneys. Transcript Act I Outhouse [ Inside somewhere dark, the camera closes on a beautiful storybook. NIGHT. The whole tavern gasps and Hook stop playing. Ohno ogres. GODMOTHER: wave of my magic wand! Some gender-confused wolf telling him that his princess--. The furniture dances around Fiona. Oh[laughs] No ogres! Shes the largest producer of hexes and potions in the whole kingdom. CHARMING: in all the land. Milk em hard! With his mouth with open, Shrek turns to the next page. GODMOTHER: Cinderella! He looks up from the scroll and stares at Shrek. You cant lock us up like this! Harold walks back inside the bedroom. 0000-0001-5F36-0000-P-0000-0000-. Later, the potion has dried up and Fairy Godmother shouts at the doves. HAROLD: uh, we, we make this a quick visit. It was nothing personal, Seor! Very good, then. SHREK: Dad. DONKEY: Hey, you were the one who said you didn't want to stop and get directions. GODMOTHER: Stop them! HAROLD: Lets not be rash, darling. no2004055143. [yawns] Bet your bottom. An American Tail/Transcript An American Tail: Fievel Goes West/Transcript An American Tail: The Mystery of the Night Monster/Transcript An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island/Transcript An Extremely Goofy Movie/Transcript Anastasia (1997)/Transcript Angels in the Outfield (1994)/Transcript Category:Animated Transcripts And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Donkey sprints off, leaving Puss muttering angrily in Spanish. She notices Fiona, and both gasp. Two trees arm wrestle and two dwarfs fight. German Wikipedia. Im your Fairy Godmother. Sweetheart. Head em up! B. Bartok the Magnificent (1999)/Transcript. SHREK: They dont even have dental. [whinnies] I can count! PUSS: Well you dont exactly smell like a basket of roses. Look, guys. Harold violently stabs into the lobster with a knife. The birds are released and a fanfare is played as Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey step out of the carriage. Ill be your true love! Fiona is fast asleep while Shrek is awake, tossing and turning. (laughing) I know you aint talking about the swamp! DONKEY: I thought you was going to let her go. And I can take it away just as easily. Now, we have to go. Oh, arent they adorable! LILLAN: Its so nice to have the family together for dinner. "Im an ogre!" Fireworks go off in the evening sky. Look at the pony! HAROLD: Good! DONKEY & PUSS: Her lips are devil red / And her skins the color of mocha / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca, DONKEY & PUSS: Shell push and pull you down / Living la vida loca / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Shell push and pull you down / Living la vida loca / Her lips are devil red / And her skins the color of mocha / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca. Shrek sits down on a nearby rock, looking down. HAROLD: Id hoped youd never see me like this. CHARMING: Fiona, my Princess. LILLIAN: Not that theres anything wrong with that. DONKEY: Yup that's me. NARRATOR: Will they get away with it? Of course, not! Now! He enters the Dragon's Keep. But hew wasn't he was just unique. Lets go, Shrek! You have engaged my valuable servicesyour Majesty. Donkey stands in the doorway. Who set out on a quest to find a rare princess. From behind him, Godmother's carriage floats up to the balcony and Godmother opens the door. Dance!" Maybe you should do the same. Shrek! Its whats best. SHREK: Oh, great. DONKEY: Uhhh--I gotta go to the bathroom. Shrek and Donkey are walking through a thick forest. Because i got to know him. Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey get in the carriage and set out for Far Far Away. GODMOTHER: Ill make you fancy, Ill make you great. It is a sequel to the previous film . We followed the kings instructions exactly. CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. To the castle! The figure takes off the cloak and reveals themselves to be Fairy Godmother. Where is she? And shell never forgive you if you dont. He walks out to the balcony and shuts the doors behind him. Requesting backup. And right behind them, Tom Thumb and Thumbelina! Except for one potion. He takes off his hat and sheathes his sword. I just wish I could be the man you deserve. And again. Hey, hey, hey! Donkey: What about Shrek 2: 2 Fast, 2 Donkey? She pulls out a book titled "Cinderella". Donkey comes running in. She drops the wand and another pig grabs it and runs. The noble steed. I dont want to die! I told you coming here was a bad idea. Transcript A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. Your friend Charlie. SHREK: No, you great stupid pastry! Shrek is a 2001 American computer-animated fantasy-comedy film produced by PDI/DreamWorks, released by DreamWorks Pictures, directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson, featuring the voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, and John Lithgow. GODMOTHER: Its time you stop living in a fairy tale, Shrek. Buy em drinks! DONKEY Yeah, and feeding . Fiona looks at Charming with surprise, and then with affection. We see a bright, sparkling purple light emit from the barn. Kiss her now! Yeah, Imma keep watch. Godmother is sat across from Harold, and next to her sits Charming. Im Im. Charming pulls the curtain and gasps; the figure is no princess--its the Big Bad Wolf. The dog continues to bark and Shrek roars in its face. She sits up with concerned look on her face. He has a face that looks like it was carved by angels. Mongo is getting closer to the gate but the guards are shooting more fireballs at him. Harold tries to start walking back but Lillian urges him forward. Nothing, dear! I'm, uh, I'm sorry I said that you always mess up my plans. Cars 2 is a 2011 American computer-animated film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures, and is the sequel to the 2006 film, Cars. Godmother shuts the door and the carriage flies off. SHREK: Well, one of these has got to help. / Nip and tuck, here and there / To land that prince with the perfect hair--. The tiny Tom Thumb and Thumbelina are mistakenly swept up by a man sweeping the crumbs. An audience gathered out on the ballroom floor cheers as Charming waves. Mongo tries to drink from the giant cup, but drops it after nothing comes out of it. GODMOTHER: Oh-ho-ho! Puss screams. Gingy takes the key and runs across Pinocchio's nose as it continues to grow with each denial. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Shrek is listening in from the window, outside and out of sight. / Your troubles will soon be gone! He sniffs it and shows the camera. Harold sets the tray down on the window sill. Just the old crusade wound playing up a bit! Godmother smiles. Snow White. I know it was kind of a tender moment back there, but the purring? Harold walks up to Cedric, a servant, who is carrying a bowl. Eyes slowly open. Godmother holds out a business card to Fiona, but Shrek snatches it out of her hand. Ooo, pantyhose! With an annoyed look on his face, Donkey follows them. Alone! He quickly opens the box and snatches the book out from it. She goes out to her balcony and cries a single tear, then suddenly notices bubbles floating all around her. Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are hidden further up the road. MAIDEN #1: Oh! A bridge from the main land connects to an island. You know, after your little spat last night. Imtrotting! He grabs the pail of water and looks at his reflection. SHREK: Oh! Lillian cringes. SHREK: Aw, come on, Donkey. Police brutality!!! Now heres our chance. A sign reads "200 miles to Away". Here comes the new me! Mongo, Shrek, and Gingy approach the walls surrounding the palace. Out of the closet comes a sparkling gold dress that floats its way onto Fiona. Shrek and company walk in, and Godmother gasps. Explore. NARRATOR: It's time for the men in steel to teach these madcap mammals their "devil may mare" attitudes just won't fly! Recently Changed Pages. What--what did you say? She looks up and the dog barks. Pinocchio, with key in hand, jumps and the pigs lowers down by his strings. Shrek groans as he hears sounds of glass breaking and music playing. Get your[mumbling]. SHREK: See this is why nobody likes ogres. The fireball hit him square in the gumdrop. The carriage door is opened and Sleeping Beauty falls onto the carpet, still sleeping. Puss tries to pull out the Happily Ever After potion, but the hole he made is just too small for it to fit. Shrek, still carrying Donkey and Puss, dodges the arrows and jumps onto a conveyer belt. PUSS: Whatever happens, I must not cry! Lots and lots of flour. A handsome prince. Shrek swings Pinocchio by his strings and throws him at Godmother. Off in the distance they see the large kingdom of Far Far Away. HAROLD: So, I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be--. Carry on, Cedric. Youd be surprised how much I changed for your mother. Wasnt she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell? The two almost cross each other's pass. Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2 View src Transcript Prince Charming: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. II wont do it. Shrek Forever After (also known as Shrek: The Final Chapter or Shrek Forever After: The Final Chapter) is a 2010 animated fantasy - comedy film, and it is the fourth installment in the Shrek film series. Well, heres to us, Fiona. SHREK: Now lets go before they light the torches. [mimics Shrek roaring]. Shrek 2 is a transcript. They wait for Pinocchio's nose to grow but nothing happens. Por favor! Gingy eventually reaches Shrek and uses the key to free Shrek, Donkey, and Puss. Angered by the intrusion, Shrek decides to visit Farquaad and demand they be moved elsewhere. Charming, who is now standing up from his seat, is sat down by Godmother and shushed. Withjusta. Sorry! Id give anything to have him back. Oh, God. What you lack is the capacity! PUSS:Hey! Categories Shouldnt you be getting home to Dragon? Donkey sighs. SHREK: Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed? Dragon blows a cloud in the shape of a heart. Queen : [taking him in her hand] You're more that man today than you ever were - warts and all. Oh. Head em up! Im Im not in the mood. Puss reaches back for his hat just before the gate slams down. The bouquet was delicious. Look whos telling who to lighten up! Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon (in Vernon's feature directorial debut) from a screenplay by Adamson, Joe Stillman, J. David Stem, and David N. Weiss, it is the sequel to Shrek (2001) and the second installment in the Shrek film series. Come here. [Shrek and Fiona bow their heads in assent] Queen : Harold. DONKEY: I say we take the sword and neuter him right here. SHREK: (offended) Whats that supposed to mean? DONKEY: Im trotting, Im trotting in place! Dont tell me you dont know who I am. DORIS: Hey, buddy, let me clue you in. FIONA: Him? So, um how about. As they walk off, they don't notice the mushroom Shrek sneezed on transform into a rose. Shrek groans. Shrek picks up a toy princess that resembles Fiona and it speaks. JEROME: [sighs] Yes, Fairy Godmother. The man is Harold in disguise. Happiness, comfort and beauty divine.". VIAF ID. HAROLD: Ah! (turns to the clerk) Er okay. Decaf. Puss stops at a row of potions kept behind a glass display case. Later, Shrek has some dwarves forge Fiona's wedding ring. His life is interrupted after the dwarfish Lord Farquaad of Duloc exiles a vast number of fairy-tale creatures, who inadvertently end up in the swamp. Already our minds are becoming one. GINGY: I hate these ball shows! MASTER BEDROOM. And helping, a wannabe princess get her shopping done, our hero headed back to he king's castle for a good nights sleep. Shrek and Puss ride Donkey up the deserted red carpet and toward the front doors of the palace. GODMOTHER: Oh, believe me, Harold. [clears throat] "Dearest Princess Fiona. Atlantis: The Lost Empire/Script (first draft) Atlantis: The Lost Empire/Transcript. Oh I do believe we can make this work to our advantage. Fiona gest out of bed and walks over to the mirror to wash her face. Categories Categories: Transcripts; DreamWorks Transcripts; Shrek Transcripts; Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted. Puss starts coughing and then heaving onto the floor. What you talking about? Hes hopeless. DONKEY: Hey come on Shrek! Move em down! Were from the union. A group of elves run in with rapid-fire crossbows and shoot at them. [hanging from Fairy Godmother's feet and looking up] Pig : I see London, I see France. This is Fionas choice. PUSS: Ha-ha! HAROLD: Darling, the whole kingdom heard you. CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. (dances around) La, di, da, di, da, di da! SHREK: To do what? Aw, lets keep him! DONKEY: It looks like you most certainly am are! PUSS: (frightened) Oh, no! GODMOTHER: Sleeping Beauty. FIONA: No! Fiona runs outside and down the stairs, not recognizing Donkey in his new form. Harold tosses a small sack onto the table. Donkey sits on the stage quietly singing. He opens it, and Fiona's voice reads it in his head. Shrek comes from out of the palace, angrily barging down the stairs. JEROME: Uh a little. Shrek 2: Original Motion Picture Score is the film score to the 2004 animated feature, Shrek 2, the sequel to the Academy Award winner Shrek. Citizens of the kingdom scream as the feet of a giant gingerbread man stomp through the streets. Were on the move! de William Steig , paru en 1990. LILLIAN: Ugh, you act as if love is totally predictable. CEDRIC: That would be the dogs breakfast, Your Majesty. DONKEY: Yeah, sure. He opens the cart to reveal Puss and Donkey crammed inside. Puss purrs and Shrek marvels at his cuteness. SHREK: Its a cat, Donkey. It follows ogres Shrek and Fiona (Cameron Diaz), now a happily married couple, enjoying their honeymoon.Everything is just fine. Library of Congress authority ID. It opens, and a voice turns the pages and reads it. SHREK: Yeah?..Oh! He reluctantly pours the contents of the Love Potion into one of the cups. DONKEY: Hey! The guards stop and lift the visors from the helmets. A frog ribbit is heard from inside the chestplate. I guess uh me and Pinocchio was gonna catch a tournament, anyway, so uh. maybe Ill see yall Sunday for a barbecue or somethin'. The king and queen stand with mouths wide open. We dont want to hit traffic! Ill park the car. Harold walks off again, going up to servants and trying to appear busy. But theyre my parents, Shrek. One of the talking pieces of furniture from before moves in his way. Weve got to stop that kiss! Puss is climbing all over Shrek's body and gets into his clothes. A littlefather-son time? Two Renaissance Wraps, no mayo chili ring GODMOTHER: Yeah, one Medieval Meal and Harold curly fries? / And oh, what the hey! Shrek: Just eat your goobers and shut your gob, okay? Make yourself useful and go keep watch. Shrek gets out of bed and looks out the window and stares at the Far Far Away sign. Book transitions to Prince Charming, wearing a knight's armor and red cape, riding on horseback. Fiona steps toward the voice and sees Prince Charming standing by a balcony. In the city, palm trees not too far off fall down one after the other. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. They pass by a waterfall and over a bridge. A chicken wing flies up and lands inside the rancid fish bowl. I dont know. [laughs]. Godmother tries to zap them as the guards start running after them. Donkey screams in pain. MIRROR: Well be right back with the Royal Far Far Away Ball after these messages. FIONA: Um, actually--Donkey? Donkey comes chasing through with Puss, Pinocchio, Wolf, the Pigs, and the Mice on his back. Prince Charming comes bursting through the doors behind her. SHREK: Thatll have to do. This time his arms snap off, still holding open the drawbridge, as the rest of Mongo starts falling back into the moat. Right! SHREK: TGIF, eh, buddy? Godmother zaps her wand at Shrek and Fiona. Can I get a "whoop-whoop"? Is that you? JOAN: Oh. Then pops again. She is knocked back, but appears to be unscathed. PUSS: We will cheer you up! DONKEY: Oh, God! SHREK: Sure. Puss pounces on a knight who grabs him. An evil chuckle is heard from inside the bakery as lightning strikes in the sky. You see, II need to have someone taken care of. Fiona has her hand on Charming's arm as they walk down the steps. He is wearing noble clothes that somewhat resemble Shrek's usual getup. Puss quietly cries and the clock bells ring. When did this happen? FIONA'S CHILDHOOD ROOM. Puss laps up the milk in his cup and slams it down. Fiona headbutts Charming and he drops to the floor. Thats where were going. The workers are all elves wearing white hazmat suits. The crowd gasps. Oh! GODMOTHER: Dont you point those dirty green sausages at me! Ah. Hes a little slow this morning. imported from Wikimedia project. Harold stands unsure, still clutching the axe, staring out at the moon. I mean really, hes the ogre. He is now a white stallion. Godmother and Kyle begin to dance and the music gets faster and more frantic. HAROLD: (sarcastically) An ogre from a swamp. Fairy Godmother sticks her wand in Harold's face and it begins to glow. SHREK: Look, ladies, I already have a true love. DONKEY: Oh come on, Shrek, dont feel bad. GODMOTHER: My diet is ruined! I do it all the time. FURNITURE: The kind of girl a prince would date! Fiona looks back Lillian and Harold, then back to Shrek. To his sides sits Lillian and Fiona, and across from him sits Harold. FIONA: Will you Stop it? The three walk through a door next to the receptionist. PUSS: Ah, I was just concocting this very plan. The crowd gasps, the fanfare dies off, and one of the doves smacks into a wall and falls dead to the ground. (laughs). The carriage hits a bump and Donkey screams behind them. HAROLD: Sorry. Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2. Mongo starts to pull down the drawbridge. Scorching desert! Well first there was the time that old farmer tried to sell me for some magic beans. Aladdin and the King of Thieves/Transcript. Joan Rivers talks to the camera with loudspeaker in hand. Bob: Uh huh. PUSS: Amigo, we are off to the Kit-Kat Club. Move em on! My mother, she is sick. DONKEY: Shrek! Mom and Dad look happy to see us. A giant pink carriage appears with the aforementioned Kyle laying down on top of it, who cracks a whip. Shrek points towards the Far Far Away Palace. CHARMING: Im just playing the part, Fiona. GINGY: Well, folks, it looks like were up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick. HAROLD: Yes, he is a bitdifferent, but people change for the ones they love. HAROLD: Uh, darling. Shrek gets caught a trap and villagers surround Fiona, who fends them off. Hes gorgeous! I just I just wish I could make her happy. Its all right. He starts to feel his new body. Well take care of everything. CHARMING: It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the Dragons Keep. Who is this? DONKEY: Yeah, well dont go projecting on me! Footage plays of Shrek, Donkey, and Puss being chased by several patrols of knights. Whats in that stuff? Come on! SHREK: Because if you kiss me nowwe can stay like this. Donkey hurries down the stairs and Shrek jumps off his back. GODMOTHER: A pinch of passion. SHREK: Tell her, Shrek--Im her husband, Shrek! Fiona! Godmother grabs it but Shrek swipes it out of her hands and into the air. The book opens revealing a picture of lovely princess running over a field with a fairy-tale castle in the background. ] PUSS: I must hold on before I, too, go totally mad. You know, how many cats can wear boots? Prince Charming arrives at the Dragon's Keep, an ominous castle surrounded by a moat of lava, but sees that the bridge leading across the lava is destroyed by the Dragon. Shrek, Puss, and the maidens all stare at Donkey. Charming shrugs at the Fairy Godmother, who is across the room and by the stage. GODMOTHER: You force me to do something I really dont want to do. SHREK: There it is, Mongo! There are more Shrek movies to follow according to Jeffrey Katzenberg. He sighs and leans his back to the door. The are now in snowy mountains. DONKEY: Aha! That potion worked on you too, huh? GODMOTHER: Shes taken the potion! HAROLD: Honestly, Lillian, I dont think it matters. Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes! The door shuts and the mouse runs into it. QUEEN LILLIAN: I think thats our little girl. A frog comes crawling out from inside the chestplate. I look any different? The tavern is a seedy gathering of misfits. The king and queen stand waiting in front of the palace doors. DONKEY: I gotta get out of here! Donkey smiles and stares at Shrek, not taking the hint. 1 reference. Fiona tries to sip her drink courteously, but accidentally lets out a loud belch and covers her mouth. CHARMING: I shall rend his head from his shoulders! They walk out into a clearing. DONKEY: I know, I know! Want a taste? Shrek looks up at the shelves built into the walls around them. Pretty pony wants to play at the castle! He gasps and drops the pail onto the floor. The room is completely dark, except for the moonlight shining through a window. Her parents invited her and Shrek to Far Far Away to they could meet the handsome man she married. Hey, thats my girl! Donkey is walking behind Shrek, who is still carrying Puss. Shrek opens the front door and beckons Donkey to head out. Shrek starts knocking at the door and a shelf moves over to block it. SHREK: Oh no, we usually prefer the ones whove been locked away in a tower! It shatters as the bottle is pulled out, sending Puss flying. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. by William Steig.Directed by Chris Miller (in his feature directorial debut) and co-directed by Raman Hui from a screenplay by Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Miller, and Aron Warner, the film is set after the events of Shrek 2 (2004) and is the . [laughs] Dad. Thick, wavy locks? HAROLD: Im sure he just went off to look for a nice mud hole to cool down in. 11. Thats not my husband. SHREK: Or maybe Fiona and I were never meant to be. His stomach starts rumbling, and Puss and Donkey take cover behind a fallen log. The group cheers. How 'bout a side of sugar for the steed? SHREK: Look! Happy, happy, happy! GODMOTHER: You remember my son, Prince Charming? This is the transcript of Sora's Adventures of Shrek 2 . Especially us talking ones. Shrek and Donkey stand confused until Puss finally spits out a hairball. Hey, but what do you want me to tell these other guys? [chuckles]. She looks back to see Donkey's mouth lean forward. SHREK: I guess it means itll affect Fiona, too. DONKEY: Hey, whats going on? GODMOTHER: Theyll write your name on the bathroom wall. Charming takes off his helmet, revealing himself to be the narrator's voice. Shrek Forever After Act l Goodnight Junior Shrek Forever After Act ll Closing Countertop (Fade back to Bob and Larry on the countertop) Bob: I feel like I always say this, but wow, Larry, that was great! They head inside and walk down a hallway, which leads to another set of doors. SHREK: Ya know, somehow I dont think I was going to get Daddys blessing even if I did want it! OW!! Shrek, Donkey, and Puss reach the end of the room and jump onto the catwalk. Shrek 2 is a 2004 animated film in which Princess Fiona's parents invite her and Shrek to dinner to celebrate her marriage, not knowing that the newlyweds are both ogres. Puss in Boots: This is going to be a problem. After a silence, we cut to Fiona throwing the last of their luggage into the back of their carriage. W--w--we dont even have dental. PUSS: No problema, boss. The crowd cheers and Puss and Donkey take to the stage. Gingy pulls at his pink thong and lets it slap back. HAROLD: Fine! Inside a giant cauldron pours out gas as Godmother dumps various vials into it. With his claws drawn he grabs onto Shrek's leg. A page steps forth with a scroll in his hand. Um Hes an ogre. SHREK: All right, big fella! FIONA: Well, they might be a bit surprised. Everybody wins. HAROLD: Uh, no, you must be mistaking me for someone else. Fiona lets go and starts to walk back up the stairs. FIONA: OhuhFairy Godmother, furnitureId like you to meet my husband, Shrek. Listen, if we need an expert on licking ourselves, well give you a call. How bad can it be? Charming runs up to Fiona, grabs her shoulders, and kisses her. The playback stops. DONKEY: Ooh, got to be I think you grabbed the "Farty Ever After" potion. FIONA'S BEDROOM. Hes with us. Move 'em on! Guards rush around the top of the walls as the Captain of the Guards shouts orders. Shrek 2, released in the United States on 21 May 2004, is the 2004 sequel to the 2001 computer-animated DreamWorks Pictures film Shrek. 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